I get it...my hair looks sexy pushed back.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’ve accidentally ended up in this fandom…
I regret nothing.
I’m so fucking okay with being in the Pandom you don’t even understand
so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
(Source: grimyboy)
Some people are cute when they stutter but when I stutter it’s because my mouth can’t keep up with my train of thought or I can’t decide on which word to say and a terrible bastard child of a sound comes out followed by a poot noise.
Season one of supernatural: We have to carefully inspect this substance to see if it is infact sulfur then we must find the proper exorcism to destroy this demon.
Season eight of supernatural: dude that's fucking sulfur you dumb shit look at it. Now this exorcism works for all demons you ass hat but lets just stab it anyways.
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
Do you ever get really psyched to do something and make some positive changes in your life then bam you realise that wait no you’re a pathetic piece of shit that will never amount to anything worthwhile and somehow that fact that you had that one moment of positivity just makes it hurt so much worse
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
It’s fucking errol
when you feel yourself getting attatched
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
